Britney Spears Writes Song for Shorter University and Coach Zach Morrison
Apparently 3 & 9 is a Winning Season at Shorter
In order to honor Coach Zach Morrison’s 3-9 win/loss record for the Shorter University 2022 football season, Britney Spears wrote a song. See lyrics below.
Oops!…Morrison did it again.
Got banged in rear end.
He did it again.
3 and 9 in the boo-hind.
Oops!…Morrison got jacked.
Got jacked from the back.
He did it again.
3 and 9 in the boo-hind.
Oops!…If the season was a test.
He would’ve flunked it at best.
He did it again.
3 and 9 in the boo-hind.
Oops!…A losing record ain’t fine.
Gettin’ grind in behind.
He did it again at 3 and 9.
What a loser.
Oops!…Morrison got plowed.
In front of a crowd.
At 3 and 9.
In the rear end.
Oops!…Morrison has no luck.
Just got ass #ucked.
All season long.
With GSC ding dong.
Oops!…Shorter is dumb.
Up they ass is they thumb.
Thumb bang, thumb bang.
Thumb bang in the butt hole.
Oops!…Morrison did it again.
Played with student athlete hearts, got lost in the game.
Oh Zachy, Zachy.
Oops!…Time for Morrison to go.
Can’t coach NCAA show.
Cause Zach is a hack.
At 3 and 9…thumb in boo-hind.
Zach’s not that innocent.
At Shorter, Morrison has a lifetime win/loss record of 8 and 36. If Morrison was a student, he would flunk out of college (grade: 22/100 or F-). Under the circumstances, what coach would keep his job—well, the Shorter coach. Shorter is just that dumb; we know where the university shoves its thumb…even Britney thinks so.
It’s time for Coach Zach Morrison to go.
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