If you’ve ever wondered what a silly, stiff-necked congregation looks like, all you need to do is bear witness at the First Baptist Church in Rome Georgia—the home of Pastor David “Bumbling” Brooks and his Baptist bastion of female preachers. From time to time, the Crier likes to “check in” on this congregation to see if they have grown and matured spiritually. Well, as based on the service held on April 2, 2023, Rome First Baptist is still a silly people…a silly, silly people.
During the April 2 service, the congregation sang beautifully and then several dumb broads took to the pulpit to “womansplain,” all for approximately 37-minutes. Then, Pastor David “Bumbling” Brooks preached for approximately 22-minutes.
Obvious questions: Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Why not preach 37-minutes and keep the “womansplaining” to a minimum? The Crier certainly apologizes for its splenetic approach, but somebody in NW Georgia needs to call “balls & strikes.”